There are six truths in life.
1) You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time. That’s a physical impossibility due to the tendons in your neck.
2) All idiots, after reading (1) will try it.
3) And discover (1) is a lie.
4) You are smiling now because you are an idiot.
5) You will probably share this with another idiot.
6) There is still a stupid smile on your face. I sincerely apologise for this, but I am an idiot and I needed the company.
Oh, dear.
